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Our new product is a eukaryotic animal cell. It is more efficient than a normal animal cell because it does the same amount of work as a normal cell but contains only five organelles. The cost of this innovative product is the low price of only $24.99! With every purchase of a eukaryotic animal cell, you will receive a receive a free t-shirt as shown above! In addition, 25% of all sales go towards The Stem Cell Research Foundation.


Hi, I'm U.K. Riyott! Marty McMurray's Mega Multinational Marketing Mart chose me to be their mascot to represent a special animal cell that only has five extremely necessary organelles.
Let's venture off into one of my unique eukaryotic animal cells that Marty provided me with.





The Nucleus The nucleus controls all aspects of the cell. It contains DNA and directs the synthesis (creating) of enzymes and other proteins that determine everything that happens in the living organism. The nucleus contains chromosomes which are necessary for protein synthesis.
The Cytosol The cytosol/cytoplasm transports proteins. The semi-fluid cytosol surrounds and protects the organelles. It also contains enzymes that catalyze cellular reactions. The cytosol acts as a bubble to protect the organelles and it surrounds them completely. It is the area between the nucleus and the cell membrane.
The Rough Endoplasmic Reticulum The rough endoplasmic reticulum is used to make proteins and carry them to specific parts of the cell.
The Nucleolus The nucleolus synthesizes ribosomes which are necessary because they are used to help make proteins.
The Golgi Apparatus The golgi apparatus modifies, sorts, and packages macromolecules in vesicles to deliver to other organelles.




You have the option of adding any excluded part of the cell for $14.99 each.
However, our talented and knowledgeable researchers have created our special animal cell to function without these parts. This way, our customers save money.

The Cytoskeleton The cytoskeleton provides a cell's shape which is not necessary for it to function. It doesn't matter what shape the cell is, as long as it works.
The Lysosome The lysosome fuses with the vesicle which contains food particles. It also breaks down organelles that no longer function. The lysosome will be created eventually since the nucleolus, golgi apparatus, and the rough endoplasmic reticulum are present.
The Vacuole The vacuole does not exist in an animal cell, therefore, it is not necessary.
The Centrioles The centrioles are structures in animal cells that are involved in mitosis, or cell division. However, our product does not undergo mitosis so centrioles are not necessary.
The Ribosomes The ribosomes will be synthesized by the nucleolus through regular cell activity.
The Cell Wall The cell wall does not exist in animal cells.
The Chloroplast The chloroplast does not exist in animal cells.
The Mitochondrion Cellular respiration occurs in the mitochondria. However, the mitochondria ais not necessary because cellular respiration can still occur with glycolysis, even if the Krebs Cycle and Electron Transport Chain are not present. In other words, alcoholic fermentation can still fuel cellular respiration. Also, the ribosomes that will eventually be synthesized in this cell can carry RNA and DNA. The cell will move slowly, but slow and steady wins the race! It will still function.






Nancy Nephron: Hi there! I love your product! It is absolutely amazing. It works just as great as a regular animal cell for half the price! I was very pleased. Thank you Marty!


Amanda Aorta: Hello, I really liked your eukaryotic animal cell! I use it as an example for my A.P. Biology class! They all love it and I'm planning to order a class set! Thank you very much.


Elliot Entropy: Hi, I tried to make my own eukaryotic animal cell but I failed miserably. It was completely messy and disorganized. Thanks to YOUR eukaryotic animal cell, my life has meaning. Thank you so much!


Oswald Oxidation: Hi, I'm 16 years old, and for my biology project, I had to create a eukaryotic animal cell but there was a big football game that I really didn't want to miss. The Bears were in the super bowl! I never came around to doing my project so I ordered your eukaryotic animal cell! I got an A+ but then my teacher realized that it was the same one she ordered (Ever heard of Ms. Aorta?) and I ended up failing. The cell was awesome though! Totally A+ worthy!


Nigel Nucleus: Hey there! I really liked the eukaryotic animal cell that I ordered for my son. Well actually, I liked it so much that I took it from him. I wear the animal cell t-shirt under all of my clothes. Thank you Marty!
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